Really tiny ones are weird-looking. I enjoy a hefty avocado-sized sack visually, I suppose. Stinky, hairy ones are gross and smell like piss. The bigger they are the grosser, because the more they look like elephants, you know, with the crinkly, rough feeling? Big balls are gross regardless of penis size. I hate you. No balls! Did you know that balls move? Yes, they move in reaction to changes in temperature to keep sperm at just the right temp level. So his balls will verrrrrrrrry slowly move up and down and around like the giant lumps in a lava lamp.
To Shave or Not to Shave?
If your balls look like a Pomeranian, we're going to have to resist the urge to pet them like one. And they know they gotta do it, because women have come to expect it. It's not that women want them to manscape; it's that women expect a certain amount of manscaping.
Who Do We Have Pubic Hair?
JohnWick asks. AskMen may get paid if you click a link in this article and buy a product or service. To go trimmed, clean-shaven or au naturel?
The other day a curious question was presented to me: Many women shave their vaginas, so should their hairy-balled boyfriends shave their junk in solidarity? Does shaving your balls make you a better feminist? It was a delightful question. Then I remembered that I had laser hair removal done. Shit, I thought. But here are two reasons you should considered shaving those bad boys. David Ortmann , psychotherapist and sex therapist, says that shaving your balls can make the approaching summer heat more manageable. On the other hand, pubic hair also helps sweat coagulate, which could mean no more swamp balls. The bottom line is that you should do whatever you want! Having my vagina lasered makes me a good feminist because I wanted my vagina lasered.